I know, many of you don't care about X Factor, so if that's the case, please look away now. No need to tell me how much you hate it.
For those still with me (both of you), I hope you'll be joining me (virtually as it were) in front of the show when it returns tonight with a 75% new judging panel.
Will Gary Barlow be nice to everyone? IS Louis Walsh still confused? Will Tulisa Contostavlos look more like Cheryl Cole every week? Will anyone remember who Kelly Rowland is? And will the absence of Simon Cowell drive away viewers?
We'll get a good idea tonight. I will be watching.
If you want to hear my take on the questions above, I will be pontificating on BBC Radio 5 Live tomorrow morning.
I wonder how many times Louis will say - "You know - you could win this...."